I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Randomize
