so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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