we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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