ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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