He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
it's like iHOP with fire
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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