just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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