omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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