i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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