We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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