Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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