I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Randomize
