If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I just cut my nipple shaving
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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