Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
There's even glitter on my cock...
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