Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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