I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
So much Jack, so little girl.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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