i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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