I wanna bring you to show and tell
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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