had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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