There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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