I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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