Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
