Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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