I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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