Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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