I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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