At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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