I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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