When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Your penis caused this!
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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