I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I understand Curling. That high.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
i out mim tonsoeep
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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