Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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