i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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