ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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