hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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