Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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