I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Hippo gnu deer
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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