i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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