Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
