What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
even my farts smell like vagina
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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