real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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