That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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