dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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