Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize