the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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