Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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