This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
send nudes
from the living room?
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