Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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