DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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