I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
