I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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