You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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