Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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