i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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