It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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