Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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