Dual....:-)
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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