in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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