Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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